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Generally speaking, I consider that Donald Trump must be at least a reasonably intelligent man, even though his haircut may suggest otherwise. On the other hand, anyone who thinks wrestling isn’t completely fake (and rigged) generally gets the idiot label pretty quickly. That’s why I am so confused by The Donald’s latest public competition.
According to People.com Trump has entered into a bet with fellow billionaire Vince McMahon, owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, with each competitor picking a wrestler (Trump has gone with Bobby Lashley and McMahon with “The Samoan Bulldozer”) to represent them in the ring. The loser will have his head shaved in front of a live pay-per-view audience.
My impression of Donald is that he does like being called a moron. Unfortunately for you Donald, you have to be pretty stupid to bet on the WWE with the freaking owner of the league (especially when your horse’s name is Bobby and his is a damn Bulldozer)! You might as well try challenging God to a bet on the weather.
When asked what his wife Melania’s reaction would be if he loses his infamous do, Trump said, “I think she’ll still love me.” Yes, Donald, even without your road-kill-style hairdo, your wife will still love your money, I mean, you. She loves you, really, she does. It must be becuase of those hot geriatric legs of yours:
Now, Trump is just looking forward to making the trip to Detroit. “I may come in in wrestling shorts because I have very good legs,” Trump said. “Probably in red. It just seems to be a color that works.”
Ugh…blind people are so lucky.
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1. Elle
2. Sarah Polley
Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.i think that Donald’s head being shaved is the plan. How else is he going to “gracefully” stop wearing his comb over without admitting that he really is bald. If he “loses” the bet to McMahon, then later he can claim that he decided he liked it and decided to keep shaving it rather than admit that it never grew back.
Posted Friday, March 30, 2007 at 12:04 am | Permalink
He can afford to look like a moron.
Posted Friday, March 30, 2007 at 3:05 am | Permalink
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