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Sanjaya Malakar’s mom, Jillian Blith, was once arrested for cultivating sweet nugs in her apartment.

TMZ suggested that this is why he’s always smiling. (Get it? They are saying that he is always stoned. Like mother, like son).  We would like to offer the suggestion that maybe, just maybe, his incessant grins are his way of covering up the pain of knowing that his mom once sold marijuana. Or maybe he is just kind of a vacant dude who doesn’t know what else to do other than smile. You decide.

Anyway, back to the pot.

TMZ reported:

The Momjaya was pinched by the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department in February 2005 in Pierce County, Wash. after they found 310 marijuana plants — and the Sis-jaya keeping watch with a bag of weed and “smoking devices” — in the Malakar family garage, as the National Enquirer first smoked out today.

But — buzzkill — Shyamali, who was arrested for possession, directed the cops to another green-growing facility nearby, where they arrested Blith and her husband, Charles Quist (Sanjaya’s stepdad). Quist’s mugshot, obtained by TMZ, bears a striking resemblance to Gary Sinise, a very blitzed Gary Sinise. (We’re told there’s a mugshot of Shyamali, but it can’t be made public because she was only 17 at the time of the bust.)

Why is TMZ calling everyone things like “Mom-jaya” or “Sis-jaya?” Wait…I get it…It’s because “San” kind of sounds like “son.” We don’t know, guys. Don’t get us wrong, we really like all the numerous, semi-veiled, pot-references (that’s pretty much our favorite thing). It just seems like the “clever” names are too much and distracts us from all the stoner jokes.

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