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Daily Blabber reports that early Sunday Morning in Tampa, FL, former American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra was arrested for felony battery and drug possession charges after she “clocked a guy over the head with a heavy glass.” While searching Sierra, police a found a “small amount” of cocaine.
That’s it. American Idol needs to start a reality spin-off program NOW! For the select few Jennifer Hudson’s the show has produced, nearly twice as many dysfunctional teen train wrecks have come out of the program in an effort to prove that you can launch and crash your pop career in far more efficient fashion than Britney Spears. And these kids need their own reality show! After all, the American Idol reject is now officially its own D-list celebrity category, falling somewhere between porn star and unpaid washed-up porn star.
All you need is Frenchie Davis, Antonella Barba, Olivia Mojica and Corey Clark, an MTV-decorated apartment, throw Sanjaya in every few episodes for some laughs, add a pound of methamphetamines and hide Chinese throwing stars between the couch cushions and you have yourself a hit-TV program!


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