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First Boy George, now Naomi “Phone Upside Yo’ Head” Campbell. That’s right, clean up my trash bitches.
One good thing about picking up garbage and sweeping with other criminals is that it gives you time for some introspection. Naomi for instance came to the realization that she is in fact a superficial beeyotch. “What I came to realize is that I had to surrender,” she confesses. “I’m such a controlling person, but I had to just let go and let something higher than me be in control of my destiny. You have to let yourself become vulnerable again.
“Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I’ve finally come to realize that, for me, it’s all or nothing - and it has to be nothing. And my life has changed since.”
It was the drinking and the cocaine that made Naomi bash those maids in the face with her phone. Damn, she really is like an abusive boyfriend. “You know that wasn’t me baby, that was the booze. I love you baby, you know I do.”
Of course all of this might be more believable if it wasn’t part of a journal Naomi was keeping that she plans on selling to W magazine to publish.
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