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We’re still rehabbing our newly tender ribcage after being unable to control our schoolgirl like giggles that lasted days after learning that Paris Hilton had been sentenced to 45 days in jail over the weekend.

It seems that Vaggy McSkankalot is in for some pretty fun times when she starts serving her jail term in June.

Paris will have to make do with two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits that will have to last her a week.

“You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower,” said Chavis, whose sister has been in the jail for the past month on a stolen car charge. “The only thing you’re allowed for makeup is a lipliner.”

She’ll have to be careful washing out her panties in the shower though because according the source the women shower in a communal shower and a large group of “very masculine lesbians” walks around going all Shawshank on people.

Now this is a reality show that we would not only watch but would watch on pay-per-view. How fucking awesome would it be to see Paris washing out her panties in the shower? Maybe daddy can slip the guards a hundred bucks to sneak her in some designer panties or something.

And for food? Well, for breakfast they get a hard-boiled egg, a bowl of cold cereal and a small carton of milk.

“They get baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise, sometimes an apple and some watered down juice,” for lunch said Chavis. “For dinner, they do get a hot meal.”

Even Paris’ friends think it’s hilarious according to the Daily News.

“Some friends are finding this hilarious,” a source close to the blond beauty told the Daily News. “They are all making jokes about ‘The Simple Life’ and how Nicole [Richie] should go along for the ride.”

Have fun in prison skank!

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