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Cell Phone KidsShocked and dismayed to find out that they can’t always get their way, kids were surprised yesterday when a judge upheld a ruling banning cell phones in public school.

Does anyone remember a time when you actually couldn’t bring cool shit like toys and cell phones (not that cell phones even existed when most of us were in school) to school and everyone thought that was a good idea?

Apparently the same parents that are dumb enough to buy their kids cell phones are the same ones who are in a huff that their kids can’t use their cell phones while they’re in school.

In rendering his opinion, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Lewis Bart Stone noted that while parents suggested alternatives to the ban, “none of such suggestions are so compelling as to . . . find the cellphone rules faulty as a matter of law.”

Listen kid, just turn your cell phone off, keep it in your book bag and then when you get out of school do whatever the hell you want. Other than that shut the fuck up and stop whining. Take a look at the rest of the world and see how privileged you are that carrying your cell phone to school is your biggest problem. It’s like we’re raising an entire generation of spoiled little pussies who have no concept of…well, anything.

—admin
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