Loading ...In case it ever crossed your mind to wonder what makes Lindsay Lohan such a fucking mess you need look no further than her possibly more fucked up excuse for a mother, Dina Lohan.
When Lindsay went into rehab Dina did what ever mother would do, she immediately caught a plane to go and be with her daughter and support her she immediately sold the rights of her daughter’s addiction, took a wad of cash from ET and took a film crew on board the plane while flying to be with her daughter.
“She was so angry there were cameras there,” said a friend of Lindsay’s. “And people at the rehab center were infuriated.”
Imagine that, your daughter angry that her mother aired out her filthy, sex and puke stained laundry on tabloid television for a few bucks. Mom of the year!
Now ET has hired Dina to work the red carpet and interview celebrities at the premiere of her daughter’s new movie Georgia Rule. Surely she’ll ask the hard hitting questions like, “Lindsay, what’s it like to know that everyone you work with hates you?” and “Does it give you any solace at all to know that your mother is even more of a skank attention whore than you?” or “Exactly how many penises have you snorted blow off of?”
“Dina wants to be a TV star,” said one snitch. “But ‘ET’ may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive.”
Dina also claims that her friends call her the “white Oprah”. Yeah, minus about a billion dollars and worldwide fame. Listen up Dina, you stupid skank excuse for a mom, you’re not even the “white Gary Coleman”.
Whenever we see these stories popup we can’t help but have a little sympathy for Lindsay being a crazy coke whore. Just hearing the stores almost drives us over the edge.
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