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Lindsay Lohan Death WishCould Lindsay Lohan be the next Anna Nicole? According the Enquirer her friends are worried she might pull a River Phoenix and ’splode.

The troubled actress is snorting massive amounts of cocaine mixed with Ecstasy, taking downers to sleep and boozing daily, insiders say - and pals fear she has a death wish.

“Lindsay’s drugging and drinking is out of control! She learned nothing in rehab,” a friend of the 20-year-old actress told The ENQUIRER.

“Her friends are afraid she has a death wish.”

Looking at the history of who’s actually died from accidental drug overdoses the odds seemed stacked against Lindsay. Anna Nicole doesn’t count because she was just crazy.

It seems for the most part you have to have actual talent to be a celebrity that dies from a drug overdose. John Belushi, Chris Farley, River Phoenix, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin. Lindsay could probably do an eight ball a day until she’s 80 and just transform into a geriatric octogenarian coke-snorting attention whore.

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