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In order to try and defend herself during her upcoming jail stint Paris is taking self-defense classes and learning karate techniques which she hopes will protect her from the bevy of bad ass bitches that can’t wait to get their hands on some fresh meat.
A source close to Paris said: “She’s so scared about going to jail and will do everything she can to protect herself. Paris has been really shaken by the threats. People are saying there’s some tough girls inside who will target her.”
Messages on her webpage include “We’re going to get you” and “I’m gonna kill you”.
Is it wrong that everytime I read anything about Paris actually going to jail I get so excited I actually pee a little?
Dear Paris, whatever you do, don’t watch Shawshank Redemption before you go in. It’ll only bring you down.
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1. Evan
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I can not wait for the news reports “PARIS HILTON SHANKED”
Posted Monday, May 14, 2007 at 8:30 am | Permalink
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