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Kelly Clarkson Buckling Under Pressure from Studio, Gravity to Lose Weight
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Kelly ClarksonThis is total bullshit, sure I couldn’t help myself to take a cheap shot at a semi-witty headline but I’m sick of all these skinny Hollywood bitches being held up as the idea of what a woman should look like.

“She feels pressure from her label, her handlers, and her friends to lose weight. She’s always moaning about how she can’t find a boyfriend and she blames this dry spell on her weight,” says a mole.

“Sometimes she’s in the studio for 14 hours and the only food she eats is fast food, potato chips, and candy bars.” Kelly drinks a lot of soda, and hates working out. Those close to Kelly, say the real problem is her low self-esteem. “The way Kelly looks and feels now, Kelly isn’t going to let a man love her, [which is what she may need] to get off this negative merry-go-round.”

Kelly if you need your self-esteem lifted bring your ass to NYC and I’ll put the wood to you the right way.  Can somebody please give this chick my number?

—admin
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One Comment

  1. 1. Evan

    Dear Kelly,

    Perhaps if you were to spend more time concentrating on writing music rather than worrying about your non-existant weight problem, you might be able to release a song that doesn’t make me wish for God to strike you down for crimes against my ears.

    Lots of Love,

    Evan
    XXX


    Posted Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:55 am | Permalink
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