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“Butt Facials” All the Rage for People with Way Too Much Money
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Butt FacialNormally when I hear the words “butt” and “facial” anywhere in the same sentence I have one thing on my mind and rightfully so. And that’s what makes this new “butt facial” fad so misleading.

Spas in New York, Miami, LA and Minneapolis (wait, Minneapolis?) have found a new way to separate stupid people from their money by offering “butt facials”.

AFP reports that the new facials are a part of a new trend in town that many spa owners have launched keeping in mind the clients who have enough money to spare and extremely conscious of how they look.

The treatments for the rear-end focus on cleansing and detoxifying the skin just like they do in a regular facial. Others use microdermabrasion or microcurrent therapy to rid the buttocks of cellulite deposits, acne and other skin problems.

Though the clients include mostly rich women but there are also a few male athletes, who sweat a lot and break out (read: do steroids), who have opted to try the “butt facials.”

At a cost of $650 - $800 an hour the hour long session promises to tighten and lift your fat, pimply and presumably rich ass. The session apparently does nothing for your decision making abilities or need to be lavishly wasteful.

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