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Paris Hilton is Better Than You, Jail Sentence Reduced and Special Accomodations Made
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Paris Hilton Drunk, StrippingOnce again, your justice system has failed you. After all the crap we’ve heard about how Skanky McTalentless won’t get any special treatment, she’s getting special treatment and she hasn’t even started serving her sentence yet!

Her initial 45-day sentence has already been knocked down to 23-days. The reason given for the reduction is credit for “good behavior”. What the fuck? Isn’t time off for good behavior usually “good behavior” after you’re already in lockup?

According to the sorry excuse for a sherrifs office Paris is being credited the time off for “good behavior” for showing up for her court date. Double what the fuck? Since when do people get rewarded for showing up to a fucking court date?

Paris will also be separated from the general population where she will get an hour a day outside her cell to bathe, watch television and talk on the phone. A far cry from the initial “hard line” Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer took after the ruling when he made it clear that Skanks would not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

This makes me want to go out, get caught drinking and driving, get probation, violate my probation then get thrown in jail so I can sue the fucking court system for discrimination for not giving me special attention because I’m not a rich, whorish, fake celebrity.

It’s not enough that this spoiled little rich girl famous for being a whore openly flaunts her wealth poor decision making abilities but to have the courts publicly condone her actions is pretty appalling.

—admin
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4 Comments

  1. 1. Evan

    This makes me so fucking angry.

    It seems that if you want to do something, you have to do it yourself. So next time that skanky fucktard comes to England, I am going to kidnap and imprison her for the full 45 days, making sure she gets a good solid beating at least once an hour.

    I bet she sucked a few cocks to get this sorted.


    Posted Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 8:50 am | Permalink
  2. 2. Jay R

    I don’t understand why everyone is so upset by this. MOST people get out early on good behavior. YEARS early. She had a short sentence, why should she be treated differently?


    Posted Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 9:42 am | Permalink
  3. 3. Max Peck

    She shouldn’t be treated differently… that is the point… how many people get there sentence cut in half before that fateful first night in? That is the travesty. And to be segregated from general population is also “special” treatment. I say give her the full 45 days in general population., she makes it out alive, I have some respect for what she did…do it this way and she is, as hard to believe as it is, even more of a waste of the world’s time than she already is.


    Posted Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 10:09 am | Permalink
  4. 4. Tiger

    Special rich White folk rule? If her name was Atlanta Hilton & from Watts would she get the same deal? I think Not…..


    Posted Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 5:33 pm | Permalink
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