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The luxurious Windjammer Motor Inn in Sheepshead Bay was the site of some strange goings on when a Brooklyn cop, Capt. James Currie, was busted outside a couple’s room watching them have sex while taking pictures with his camera phone and whacking off…allegedly.

Currie has been relieved of his badge and gun as of yesterday. We’re not quite sure if that means he’s been fired or just a desk jockey but it supposedly means something. Currie must have also read the celebrity guide to really fucking up because he immediately checked himself into rehab just a few hours after the alleged incident.

Now we’re not saying that the Windjammer Motor Inn is some sort of notorious hooker hangout but a quick call to the motel did confirm that you can rent rooms by the hour. Hint hint. Currie more than likely assumed that even if he was caught he’d be caught by a hooker who he could just threaten to arrest and get off scot free.

The only problem is, the window he picked to look in was a couple celebrating their one year anniversary, and who apparently paid for the room the entire night.

I’ve never had the pleasure to visit the Windjammer Motor Inn but the few reviews I found online didn’t seem that promising. “Nasty, Dirty, Stinks, No Privacy”, “Nasty Rooms” and “Dirty, noisy, worn-out” all seemed to be an ongoing theme in each of the reviews.

Around 5 a.m. the couple was “celebrating” (wink wink, nudge nudge) when the woman noticed the curtain moving. The guy reported it to the desk clerk and came back to the room and made sure the window was shut. But at his wife’s urging he went back to make sure the window was locked.

When he pulled back the curtain, he was stunned to see a chubby Peeping Tom standing there.

“He’s sliding the window open with one hand and had a flip phone pointing at us in the other. His zipper was open,” Arias said in disgust.

“Who knows how long he was standing there, or what he filmed? The whole thing is sickening,” he said.

Furious, Arias climbed through the window and chased the pervert to a nearby fence.

But what happened next was even more shocking.

“He says, ‘Hey, I’m a cop!’

“I don’t believe it, so I say, ‘Show me your badge.’ So he does - he pulls out a badge, and I see some kind of gun,” Arias told the Daily News.

“He gave some lame story he was investigating my complaint, which is a lie, because I hadn’t called the police yet. Then he said he was here with his girlfriend and someone had looked in his window,” Arias recalled.

All Arias wanted to do was punch him.

“But he was so scared, he looked like that cat in the ‘Shrek’ movie, with the big eyes. That’s the reason I didn’t hit him, and that he might really be a cop and he’d shoot me,” Arias said. “He kept saying, ‘I’m sorry! I’m drunk.’ And he was, he was bad drunk.”

And the moral of the story is…ah fuck it. It’s pretty damn obvious.

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