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It seems a tourist from Minnesota came to New York looking for a “good time” and is going home after taking a beating from two hookers each standing about 5′2″ and weighing around 110 pounds. Welcome to New York City motherfucker, now go home.

Apparently the issue started when the john showed up at the InterContinental Hotel in Midtown for his “massage” and was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find out the girl in the room didn’t resemble the girl in the Craigslist ad.

The tourist and Neely - the alleged “true stunning blonde bombshell” named Tiffany - began arguing over the meaning of “full service massage” and the fact that Neely did not resemble the woman in the ad, which advertised her as “5 feet 5 with a toned petite body,” police said.

Eventually Tiffany offered up a massage with a “happy ending” for $300 bucks but the tourist refused and started to leave. Obviously unaware that a hooker ain’t about to let your ass leave without getting her money, Minnesota John was about to get a serious beatdown.

As he tried to leave the room, Candice Lang, Tiffany’s “co-worker” emerged from the closet and leaped on his back while Neely kicked and punched him, police said.

“They live by the pimp rule book, which means a trick is a trick, and they’ll get their money no matter what,” said the source.

Shockingly enough a quick search on Craigslist for “true stunning blonde bombshell” revealed that the original ad is still up. Check out the full ad after the jump.

#1 MOST REQUESTED____Every Man’s FANTASY C*U*M True___BLONDE BOMBSHELL

Naughty Boys,

My name is Tiffany Tianna…..

I am a sexy bombshell looking to play and more than eager to please you.

I am a true stunning Blonde bombshell standing at 5′5 with a toned petite body,

flawless skin,stunning blue eyes, and long silky natural blonde hottie!

Call me for an unrushed session and lets play and have some

unrushed fun w/ one another. You will be very pleased and happy with your selection

I love what I do and pleasing men is what I do best!!!

Tiffany Tianna

Link to the ad and some NSFW pics.

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