If God decides to destroy the earth he’ll probably start with Time’s Square, not because it’s heathenistic, but because it’s become the epicenter of corporate whoredom. [Copyranter]
It looks like Eva Longoria’s grandmother may have a new reason to not like Tony Parker, and now it’s not just because he’s black. [Yeeeah!]
Rosie O’Donnell needs a break from all those sicko, backstabbing heteros she’s been hanging around all year. [ASL]
Evangeline Lilly wants you to go fuck yourself. [INO]
Nicole Richie is either pregnant or she’s gotten to the point of starvation that African babies get to when their stomachs swell up. It’s pretty much a coin toss. [Drunken Stepfather]
—admin

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