Man, being in rehab on your 21st birthday has got to suck ass. Although it probably could have been avoided if you didn’t plow your car into a tree for no apparent (read: sober) reason. Although all signs point to the fact that Lindsay was still planning on having the damn party anyway. It looks like her people finally smacked some sense into her, or at least got her drugged up enough in rehab not to fight back.
Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent,” says Lohan’s rep…A spokesperson for PURE nightclub released the following statement: “We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”
I love the last line, “we look forward to working with her in the future.” When a nightclub says they look forward to working with you in the future you can bet they are just waiting for you to fall off the wagon and start guzzling vodka and snorting blow off some guys cock in the bathroom. PURE may forgive but they never, ever forget.
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Want a neat little picture by your comments? Get one here.Hopefully Lindsay gets better in rehab and stops the partying! Rumor has it, she’s moving!!
Posted Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 12:56 pm | Permalink
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