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David Lee RothDon’t you hate it when famous people don’t know when to just shut the fuck up and go away?  It’s like the popular jock in high school that comes back to his 10 year reunion as a fat used car salesman and still tries to bully everyone around.

Anyone who lives within earshot of New York radio already knows that David Lee Roth sucks more ass than a two dollar ho, so finding out that he’s all raged and angry about becoming a useless old man isn’t much of a shock.

Ian Christe, who is writing a book called “Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga,” calls out Roth’s childish antics for what they are.

“He routinely vented some [bleep]ed-up male sexuality, inviting pretty soccer moms from the front row for a drink from his trademark Jack Daniel’s bottle and then shaking the stage prop at groin level while [spraying] about a quart of whiskey on [their] heads,” Christe’s book relates.

“Who knows how many times he had enacted the same scene backstage with willing participants during his halcyon days, but now his soaking of loyal admirers revealed the impotent anger of an aging Adonis.”

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