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Free at last, free at last…something something something.
Paris was released from jail at the crack of dawn this morning and I have to be honest, she looks pretty damn good for someone that just served 23-days in jail. Of course I expected her to be drug out a broken woman like she had served her entire time in the “box” from Cool Hand Luke or something.
Of course Paris’ well being is probably directly related to what has been uncovered as City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo’s two-tiered jail system where “the rich and powerful receive special treatment” which he pretends to be aghast about.
Like most people who are forced to face the consequences of their actions Paris has sworn to be a different person, even promising to become a philanthropist, a regular Mother Theresa. Paris swears she’s going to change her ways, found a few charities including a halfway house for women being release from prison.
Please, I give it 4 weeks before we see this skank on a bar sans underwear doing shooters out of some chicks belly button. You can take the girl out of the drunken skank, but you can’t take the drunken skank out of the girl…or something like that.
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1. Annie
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Posted Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 5:02 pm | Permalink
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