Paris announces plans to spend the summer in Maui. Maui responds by setting itself on fire.
Paris donned a black wig and traded in her slut uniform for a loose fitting white dress type thing. Obviously someone in her new PR camp told her to make sure to always look really somber and no matter what never smile.
You see, we know that jail changed Paris because she looks so stoic now, I mean she just gets it.
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