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Toto, the makers of the Washlet toilet seat/bidet have had their bid to put a two-story billboard of giant butts with smiley faces in Times Square put on hold by the pastor of the Times Square Church which is in the building that was supposed to display the billboard.

State Supreme Court Justice Marcy Friedman ordered the temporary restraining order against raising the billboards at the request of the Rev. Neil Rhodes, pastor of the interdenominational Times Square Church.

I started seeing the TV commercials for the Washlet a while ago and at first I thought it was a joke. I mean the commercial shows people walking around with smiley faces on their butts and talks about making your butt happier.

I have to admit though, after visiting their website cleanishappy.com I’m kind of intrigued. I can’t tell you how often I’ve finished pooping and just sat there wishing there was some alternative to actually physically wiping myself. The Washlet seems to address that issue.

The ruling did give msnbc a chance to wax a little more philosophically with this classy lede:

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Exactly.

—admin
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