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Morning Headlines: Can I Haz a Duhgreez!
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• Suddenly all the glamor and privilege that comes with having a Touro College degree has been cast in a disparaging light. In other news that physicians assistant who you kept thinking didn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground, may not have. [NYP]

• Albany still letting Bloomy down, still no vote on the congestion tax. “It’s not dead yet,” said Sen. Eric Schneiderman (D-Manhattan). “It’s staggering around with blood pouring out of its guts, but it’s not dead yet.” [Daily News]

• One of 39 remaining dry towns in Jersey is considering angering God for profit and allowing some liquor sales. Dry towns in Jersey? I always just assumed Jersey had a two-drink minimum. [NYT]

• Whole Foods Bowery is becoming the place for creepy older dudes to try and pick up hot college chicks who can somehow afford to shop at Whole Foods. [NY Sun]

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