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Morning Headlines: The Rain is Back, Panic
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• For all you suckers out there that play the market yesterday probably sucked really bad considering the Dow dropped 387 points.  Everybody knows that regular people like us can’t make money with the market.  If you’re really serious about planning for your retirement everyone knows Lotto is where it’s at. [NYP]

• Hey, remember that $357 million the MTA spent on pump room improvements?  Don’t worry, they can fix the flooding problem in the subway.  All they need is a few billion more dollars.  Is it me or is the MTA like a fiscal black hole guarded by especially stupid intergalactic monkeys? [Daily News]

• Microphone lowered into Utah mine yields nothing but silence. [NYT]

• It’s raining again this morning.  You may want to allow 4 or 5 extra hours to get to work today. [Looking Outside]

—admin
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