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Bloomberg Not Running For President
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Mayor Michael Bloomberg has officially put an end to rumors that he may seek the presidency in the upcoming election.  Some estimated that a potential bid for the White House could cost the Mayor upwards of $1 billion.  Bloomberg had decided that the money would be better applied elsewhere.

I have an idea Mike!  How about investing in a way that relaxes New York housing costs!  How about it?  It’s getting impossible to live here!  $2500 for studios in Queens?  Plunk it down, Mikey.  You can do it!

The Mayor said about the bid for President:

“I listened carefully to those who encouraged me to run, but I am not — and will not be — a candidate for president,” he wrote. “I have watched this campaign unfold, and I am hopeful that the current campaigns can rise to the challenge by offering truly independent leadership.”

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 Quite the hot dog, that Mayor Bloomberg

—Matt Zaller
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