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Adriana Lima Has “Personal Issues” that Keep Her from Having Sex

admin — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 16:34:23 +0000

A few months back we ran this piece about Adriana Lima’s GQ spread and how she admitted to still being a virgin. We got this completely unfounded bit of information in our mail box today, so of course we thought we’d share it.

I just wanted to send you a lil note about adriana lima. I dated her for about 3yrs and yes she is a virgin for real. The most i ever got her to do was have phone sex. She has other “personal” issues that has kept her from having sex….

Chastity belt? Feminine odor? What sort of “personal” issues can keep you from having sex?

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Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz in Some French Mag

admin — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:47:08 +0000

Not necessarily their best pictures, but like I’m going to pass up the chance to put up two Brazilian supermodels in faux-homoerotic poses. The fourth one is my favorites. It combines my life long dream of being a part of the CHiPs cast with the kickass mirrored sunglasses as well as my life long dream of banging two Brazilian supermodels at the same time. This photographer really has incredible vision.

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Adriana Lima’s GQ Virgin Spread

admin — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:45:21 +0000

Here’s the GQ spread of ridiculously hot Adriana Lima who also claims in this issue that she’s still a virgin. I have to take her word for it, she says that “sex is for after marriage”.

I didn’t want to do this here but, Adriana, will you marry me? Sure you wouldn’t be able to leave our room for a few weeks, but I promise to have someone bring us in water and stuff. I’m moderately funny and witty. I’m really in touch with my feminine side, unless you don’t like that then I’m a bad ass motherfucker, or something in between.

Check out the entire spread after the jump, moderately SFW.
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Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima a Virgin?

admin — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:32:09 +0000

Usually we’ll take just about any reason we can to talk about Adriana Lima just to have an excuse to throw up some smoking hot photos of the 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model. But this? This is golden.

Adriana Lima, who appears in this months GQ told an interviewer, “Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”

If I’m not mistaken, Derek Jeter was dating her right around the time he was batting 0.153, it’s OK Derek, we understand now.

So it seems like what Adriana is trying to say is that her flower is still intact. It took me 3 and a half hours to write this one story. Dear God, if only I were rich and we lived in early 20th century Japan and Adriana was a Geisha…I would totally bang her retarded.

Lots more gratuitous shots of the virgin Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima after the jump.
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