It’s official, Peter Brady is laying the pipe to a Playboy cover girl.  Adrianne Curry who hasn’t been shy about publicly showing her affection for the former Brady, is baring it all in the new issue of Playboy.

Curry, who was the winner on the first season of ‘America’s Next Top Model’ then rode that blazing trail of success to grab a spot on ‘The Surreal Life’.  You know, it’s probably not a good sign when you’re second big gig is starring on a reality show with people who are already considered washed-up. 

Now she’s taking it all off in her bid to claim the crown of America’s Next Top Nonebrity.  Good try, I mean, taking off your clothes for Playboy is a good start, but to reach new nonebrity heights we’re really going to need some sort of leaked sex tape.  Preferably not with Peter Brady.

Granted she may be vacuous and attention whorey, but if Peter Brady ever slips up, I’d bang the hell out of her on the rebound.  On second thought, I’m just not sure I could bring myself to put the wood to Peter Brady’s sloppy seconds.  But anyone who hasn’t gotten fake breasts and is willing to pose for Playboy deserves some sort of props.

Be sure to check out the fifth pic after the jump.  What is that?  Playboy’s ode to chicken pox?

Entire Playboy spread after the jump.

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