Metadish, Fresh from NYC » Afternoon Delight http://www.metadish.com News, Media, Gossip and Celebrity Served Up Fresh from NYC Fri, 02 May 2008 22:06:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 en Afternoon Delight: Link Amore http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/24/afternoon-delight-link-amore/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/24/afternoon-delight-link-amore/#comments Thu, 24 May 2007 18:58:34 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3416 People always ask me why I, a big shot blog mogul, would so benevolently link out to all these other kick ass sites on the internet. There’s only one answer to that and it’s only one word. Love. So much love it practically leaks out of me, or something like that. So here’s some seriously good shit you really need to check out.

Since Heather Mills got her fat payday from Paul McCartney she’s apparently no longer available to hook for billionaire royal Brunei princes. Michael Jackson quickly fills the spot for $10 million. [Yeeeah!]

Howard Stern admitted on his radio show this morning that he’s been close to committing suicide in the past. [City Rag]

Jessica Simpson is trying to hypnotize you with her breasts, make you ill with her face. [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton continues her “spiritual awakening”, still dressing like a skank. [Drunken Stepfather]

The advance reviews for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End say it sucks. Johnny Depp still plans on switching banging models on new stacks of thousand dollar bills. [Celebitchy]

Mary-Kate Olsen plans on ruining one of my favorite shows when she gets a role on the new season of Weeds. [BWE]

If you’re in DC tonight and want some free food and beer you’re in luck. [BlogDC]

If you’re in NYC tonight and want some of the most amazing blends of hip hop, Latin music and musical theater you’re in luck. In the Heights. [ExposedNYC]

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]]> http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/24/afternoon-delight-link-amore/feed/ Afternoon Delight: If it’s going to be that kind of party… http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/23/afternoon-delight-if-its-going-to-be-that-kind-of-party/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/23/afternoon-delight-if-its-going-to-be-that-kind-of-party/#comments Wed, 23 May 2007 16:29:03 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3392 24 was one of those shows I never really got into, one of the reasons being that the plot lines seems so damn ridiculous the couple of times I actually watched it.  Check out the 10 most ludicrous moments in 24 history. [BWE]

Local news team does some serious investigative reporting to uncover the mysterious world of the emo epidemic. [Gawker]

Jessica Alba gets pulled over.  What I wouldn’t let that girl do to get out of a traffic ticket.  Stupid paparazzi blowing my damn cover. [Hollywood Tuna]

Celebs get paid to show up places and get drunk. [Socialite’s Life]

Video of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes driving off a road in Honduras and being killed instantly. [IDLYITW]

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]]> http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/23/afternoon-delight-if-its-going-to-be-that-kind-of-party/feed/ Afternoon Delight: I like to link it from the back http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/22/afternoon-delight-i-like-to-link-it-from-the-back/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/22/afternoon-delight-i-like-to-link-it-from-the-back/#comments Tue, 22 May 2007 16:56:44 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3369 Paris Hilton with her BibleProving once and for all she’s a totally reformed skank Paris Hilton starts carrying around a bible. [INO]

Sometimes the questions are a lot more fun than the answers, especially when it involves religion “curing” the gay. [Meanderthal]

Oprah’s dad is writing a tell all book about her life. Vernon Winfrey better prepare to have the full wrath of the Black Crusaders brought down on him. [Yeeeah!]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Bai Ling when she didn’t have a nipple slip. [Drunken Stepfather]

Eva Longoria has a charitable ass. [Egotastic]

Giuliani went on Letterman last night and took all of two minutes to invoke his entire platform, 9/11. Come on Dave, how are you going to let that slide? [Gothamist]

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]]> http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/22/afternoon-delight-i-like-to-link-it-from-the-back/feed/ Afternoon Delight 05/16 http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/16/afternoon-delight-0516/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/16/afternoon-delight-0516/#comments Wed, 16 May 2007 16:25:48 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3301 Oprah is a six-toed freak! [Mollygood]

NYC Google Earth mega pack.  Some pretty cool add-ons to Google Earth for you NYCers. [Theorist]

Gov. Spitzer planning on putting out of control spending and corruption in check.  In other news, corrupt public officials not voting for Spitzer in next election. [NYT]

Avril Lavigne tries to stay relevant by taking off her top in Blender magazine. [Egotastic]

Is black the new black? [INO]

Paparazzi of the 21st century. [City Rag]

Bono hearts your fireplace. [Gothamist]

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]]> http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/16/afternoon-delight-0516/feed/ Afternoon Delight 05/15 http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/15/afternoon-delight-0515/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/15/afternoon-delight-0515/#comments Tue, 15 May 2007 16:35:42 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3268 Lawyers for detectives in Bell shooting are claiming that the prosecutors are withholding evidence. [Gothamist]

Bud Bundy busted for bud. [City Rag]

Vanessa Mannillo still way hotter than Jessica Simpson [Drunken Stepfather]

Denise Richards finally comes to her senses and dumps Richie Sambora. [D-Listed]

Creepy VH1 documentary shows view from inside Left Eye’s car as it swerves off the road killing her instantly. [Daily News]

I want to be like Mike, but Mike wants to be like Leroy. [Mollygood]

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]]> http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/15/afternoon-delight-0515/feed/ Afternoon Delight 05/10 http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/10/afternoon-delight-0510/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/10/afternoon-delight-0510/#comments Thu, 10 May 2007 16:37:15 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3221 Britney Spears Sleeps with TrashCameron Diaz lays out it out.  She’s still the popular high school kid and we’re all the losers that want to be like her. [D-Listed]

Britney Spears sleeps with trash.  Should we put a “Part 2″ here? [IDLYITW]

This probably falls under the category, “things you never, ever wanted to see”.  Fran Drescher in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Maybe celebrities will just start melting when global warming really kicks in. [City Rag]

Ad agency shows the tribulations of black kids trying to fit in on the UWS. [Copyranter]

Lindsay Lohan is so high she forgot how to smile. [A Socialite’s Life]

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Mollygood gets some new good looking digs. [Mollygood]

The Costume Institute Gala brought out some of hollywood’s fugliest creatures. [City Rag]

Naomi Campbell is embarrassed that she rides in more planes than you. [D-Listed]

I once was lost, but now I am Pajiba, and still a little lost. [Pajiba]

Kate Moss in a see-through dress. Better eat a cheeseburger slim or now Skippy modeling for you! [Drunken Stepfather]

The Urban Etiquette Handbook. [New York Magazine]

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By far the best hip hop crime-fighting midget who knows kung-fu video of the day. [BWE]

Let the Dow Jones insider trading suits begin. [Gawker]

Bloomberg vs. Spitzer in 2010? [Gothamist]

Ashlee Simpson sticks her freshly remade nose in the air while her and Jessica fight it out. [INO]

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]]> http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/08/afternoon-delight-0508/feed/ Afternoon Delight 05/07 http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/07/afternoon-delight-0507/ http://www.metadish.com/2007/05/07/afternoon-delight-0507/#comments Mon, 07 May 2007 16:07:47 +0000 admin http://metadish.com/?p=3143 Brooke Hogan DancesBy far the best use of the term “gyno-centric” so far today. It is still early though. [Yeeeah!]

Brooke Hogan dances around in her underwear continuing the admirable tradition of talentless hacks living off their daddy’s wealth and pretending they’re artists. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris claims she’s just too good looking for life to be fair.  Says cops pull her over all the time just to hit on her. [D-Listed]

Spider-Man 3 earns $148 million in it’s first three days beating the old record set by Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest [A Socialite’s Life]

This just in: Sometimes Metrocard machines just don’t work.  Pass it on. [Gawker]

Looking for a authoritative side-by-side boob comparison?  City Rag is there. [City Rag]

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