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Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco Have Angered God

admin — Thu, 17 May 2007 13:20:40 +0000

As I walked down the street last night fighting 50 mph wind gusts, dodging falling tree limbs and listening to tornado warnings on the weather radio I constantly have on me, I couldn’t help but wonder what could possibly have made God so angry.

Suddenly I remembered last night was the night Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco were meeting up in Long Island for their faux date.

Fisher, now 32, was dressed to the nines in a shapely dark sleeveless halter dress and heels.

Buttafuoco appeared almost chivalrous as he offered Amy his arm and held an umbrella to protect her from the ominous storm clouds.

They dined on oysters on the half shell and surf and turf , according to “The Insider.”

Last night’s meetup was all part of a television producer’s plan to shop around a reality show about the infamous, train wreck of a couple. Why not just throw Screech into the mix and have some dirty three way action?

Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco: A Match Made in Crazy Heaven

admin — Mon, 14 May 2007 14:24:31 +0000

When the only thing you’re famous for is popping a cap in an older dude your banging’s wife and being a creepy, older dude with the temper of a roid head with retard strength respectively why wouldn’t you try and work things out?

Fresh from the pen and soon to be single, Buttafuoco will wine and dine Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher over a candlelit dinner at a restaurant overlooking Central Park, The Post has learned.

The pair - whose yearlong affair ended in 1992, when Fisher shot Buttafuoco’s then-wife, Mary Jo - plan to meet a couple of times during the week in an effort that TV producer David Krieff hopes will rekindle old feelings. And attract interest in a reality show.

I know that we as a society can be entertained by a lot of totally mundane, stupid shit but this is just ridiculous. What’s Krieff’s next project? Setting up O.J. on blind dates with white chicks?