Wednesday, March 14, 2007 – 10:37 am
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! We didn’t think it was possible, but Ashlee Simpson has outdone herself and made it absolutely impossible to look at her without feeling pain.
Doesn’t it physically hurt to have a chin that pointy?
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 – 5:26 pm
The answer to that question is: Danny Tanner. Dustin Diamond needs to take some tips from the master of sleaze. If he can get two of the most somber people in the world to laugh at a joke about a vagina walking down the street, then he must have a special touch.
PS We […]
Thursday, January 4, 2007 – 2:16 pm
It’s obvious that flashing your boobs or letting a nipple slip is the easiest way to attain or maintain A-List celebrity status. We even talked about this in an earlier post about Kate Bosworth.
It’s just frustrating that a fashion less, substance less, plain girl like Ashlee Simpson would try to align herself with […]
Friday, December 29, 2006 – 2:47 pm
And pulls out Juicy Couture, Marc Jacobs and Calypso items to give to her cleaning lady, Maria last name unknown (but we do know she is from Brazil).
In an In Touch Weekly article, her friend said, “It makes Ashlee feel so wonderful to be able to give something back. It’s truly what Christmas […]
Friday, October 6, 2006 – 3:24 pm
Ashlee looks like she’s trying to catch up with Jessica in the boob department. She already had a nose job, bigger boobs to match big sister Jessica’s DD’s can’t be that out of the question. She has to be sick of hearing Papa Joe talking about Jess’ breasts all the time and […]
Monday, September 18, 2006 – 11:17 am
Last Thursday we posted a piece about the magical effect that Jessica Simpon’s breasts have over us.
Apparently that made Ashlee a little jealous and she’s trying to show off some cleavage of her own now. Let’s hope this sisterly slutfest makes it all the way to the pages of Playboy.
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Monday, August 7, 2006 – 3:30 pm
All that money on a nose job and she still covers up the moneymaker? Come on Ashlee, this isn’t Kids Inc. we’re talking about. Although I do have to admit that if you’re going to refuse to go commando, white cotton panties are a pretty good choice. Showing them off is […]
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