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Best Reason Ever Not to Smoke, Drink or Go Batshit Crazy

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Summer of ‘07: The Summer of Britney’s Ass

The summer isn’t quite over but as we wind down towards Labor Day it gives us time to reflect on what the summer of ‘07 has wrought.  It brought us confirmation that Lindsay is a drunken coke whore.  We learned that psychotic and steroids are two different things.  We found out that the reason […]

Sex with Britney Spears or Genital Self-Mutilation?

It’s Sunday, I have a sinus infection and I’m too lazy to walk to Duane Read to buy distilled water so I can use my nose bidet to pump some meds up my sinuses so I think of crazy shit like this.
So here’s the question I pose to you. Looking at these pictures […]

Britney Spears May Finally Be Losing Custody of Her Kids

As people across the country start collecting on their 8,000,000 to 1 odd bets that K-Fed would turn out to be the less completely out of control fucking whackjob of the two, Britney continues her implosion.
Federline finaly filed for full custody of his two boys. When reached for comment Britney was all like, […]

Britney Must Really be Pregnant, She’s Wearing Panties

OK, I don’t even know what that means but dammit, a person can only be expected to come up with so many “Britney Spears upskirt” headlines in one lifetime.  I’m only human!

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Britney Spears Strips Down to Her Bra and Underwear to Go Swimming

Britney has officially turned into the biggest fucking attention whore on the planet. In other news, Britney already spending more time with her new dog than her kids.

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Britney Gets All Dressed Up to Go Puppy Shopping Y’all

It’s no t like it’s some big secret that Britney dresses like a two-dollar hooker but at least you could maybe excuse it because she was going to a gig or to some sort of skanky social function, but to dress like this to go shopping for vitamins and puppies is just beyond belief.
Seriously, […]

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