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Video of Britney Serving Her Mom Papers to Stay Away from Her Kids

Friday, June 29, 2007 – 8:33 am

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! More white trash this video could not be. Britney, decked out in a spaghetti strap baby doll top and some way too short cut off jean shorts, waddles up to her mom’s trailer and hands her […]

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Britney Takes Off Her Shirt to Deter Paparazzi from Taking Her Picture

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 – 10:58 pm

Britney has officially turned into that sort of fat chick with body image issues and low self-esteem that will do just about anything to make sure you like her. Like, blow every guy she sees for instance.
Doing stupid things like this is just her desperate way of begging the paparazzi not to ever […]

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Britney Spears Has Mom Breasts, Still Lacking Mom Shame

Monday, June 25, 2007 – 9:35 am

Britney is smuggling pancakes y’all!

What Kind of Fucked up Friend is Britney? A.K.A. Britney is Batshit Crazy!

Monday, June 18, 2007 – 12:04 pm

I have the feeling that Britney is one of those crazy ass friends that thinks because she’s famous she can pretty much do whatever she wants and the idiots that hang around her are too afraid to get kicked off the ho-train that they don’t say anything.
I’m not sure what could possibly explain this but […]

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“Hey Y’all, My Baby Feeder Done Popped Out Again!”

Sunday, June 17, 2007 – 10:25 pm

Seriously, how many freaking times can one person flash their snatch or their boob on “accident”? The laws of the universe have to be stacked against this happening to the same person over and over.

Britney Too Dumb to Name Her Own Album

Thursday, June 14, 2007 – 9:59 am

On her official website Britney is asking members of her fan club to help name her new album while simultaneously taking a shot at Lindsay Lohan.
Apparently now that she’s slutting it up on her own and not with the skank trifecta she’s trying to bond with the rest of the world who hates Lohan. […]

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Sean Preston Already Looking for the Baby Tylenol

Wednesday, June 13, 2007 – 3:01 pm

It’s gotta be hard when at the ripe old age of [insert Sean Preston’s age here] you are starting to realize that the world is seeing your mommy’s mommy parts more times than her OBGYN.

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