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Ethan Hawke Hates Attention Whores

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! Apparently Ethan Hawke hasn’t been on a magazine cover in a while and seeing all the publicity Sanjaya has been getting just pushed him over the edge.
Hawke says, “I started at the tail end of when it was […]

Britney’s Dad Says She Has No One to Blame but Herself for Being a Drunken Slut

After suddenly firing her manager last week Britney Spears‘ dad released a statement on the current state of affairs with Britney, and he’s not exactly Team Brit if you know what I mean.
In an email to Page Six Jamie Spears says, “When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what […]

Unable to Out Adopt Angelina Jolie, Madonna Threatens to Buy a Malawian Orphanage

It’s all true!  Madonna is in Malawi visiting the African nation from which she recently adopted her 18-month-old son and is reportedly interested in taking over the orphanage from where she found him.
Madge says, “I might take over the orphanage because the pastor here is getting old and is about to retire. If Malawians […]

Paula Abdul is No Sanjaya

Is Sanjaya bigger than American Idol?
Apparently irritated and twitchy (out of Vicodin?) Paula Abdul tried to pull the diva act on a Southwest Airlines flight out of San Jose only to be snubbed by the flight attendants and the passengers.
“She pulled a major diva trip,” one “eyewitness” told Star magazine. “The other passengers were […]

Jessica Simpson Takes the Girls Out for an Evening Stroll

We’re laying even odds that creepy Papa Joe Simpson handpicked this outfit for his daughter to wear. Everytime you want to forget that Jessica Simpson exists she goes and wears something like this and you just have to admit that she does have a great freaking rack.

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Britney Gets Dressed Up in Something

It’s a slow news day and we have meetings all day so we’re occasionally taking the easy way out which is to just point out how obviously crazy Britney Spears is. What the hell is she wearing?
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Britney’s New Found Sarcasm, Still Old School Stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdPcizOZfB8

Just because you pretend to play along like you’re an idiot, doesn’t mean you’re not an idiot. Btw, the making fun of Jesus thing? That should go over well with your fans.
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