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CNN wants to assemble your shelves for sex

Reported on Gawker, CNN is polling for a story around if people have bartered services for sex. Such as ‘assembling Ikea shelves’
People have done this? I can’t believe how much sex I am currently owed! Thank goodness for all those allen wrenches!
From the poll question:
“Have you ever used casual sex (outside a committed or […]

CNN Lands the Big Interview in the Utah Miner Story

Wow, is that the guy’s official title? And to be more PC shouldn’t it be “person in charge”?
Later CNN is hoping to be able to actually speak with the only person with more power than the “man in charge”, the H.N.I.C.
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Michael Moore Rips Wolf Blitzer, CNN and Mainstream Media a New One

He crushes CNN for not reporting the facts on the Iraq war and for trying to warp facts about his new film Sicko. I think more people need to be as angry as Michael Moore about the crap that’s being spoon fed to us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNJMTQD3Hcs

More here, here and here.
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Paris Hilton to Larry King, “I’ve Never Used Drugs”

While Mika Brzezinski gets a little crazy about opening with a Paris Hilton story, I feel sort of obliged too. I don’t mind it really. I mean after my fifth shot of vodka for my morning pick-me-up most of my emotions are dead anyway.
Paris serves 23 days in jail and suddenly she’s […]

An Open Letter to CNN

I understand it’s not an easy thing to wrap your head such a horribly despicable act like what Chris Benoit did to his family over the weekend.  I know it’s the new black to demonize steroids, but “roid rage” doesn’t cause you to tie up your wife, strangle her. Wait a day then […]

Nancy Grace to Have Mutant Twin Spawn

In other, possibly more alarming news, someone had sex with Nancy Grace.
Grace is revealing that she was secretly married in April-and that she’s expecting twins in January.
“I’m finally not keeping it a secret anymore,” she told The Post.
Grace says she still hasn’t told CNN that she’s pregnant. She’ll officially make the announcement tonight on […]

CNN Continues its Tradition of Hard Hitting News Coverage

No new suicide bombings.  No missing white girls.  No natural disasters.  All this adds up to CNN producers curled up in a fetal position in the corner, rocking back and forth and green lighting virtually any story that comes their way.

James Earl Jones would be rolling over in his grave…if he were dead.
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