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Wal-Mart Shuts Down Its Miserable Attempt at a Social-Networking Site

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“The Hub” was a pitiful excuse for a social-networking site that Wal-Mart launched back in July to coincide with it’s back-to-school campaign.
Wal-Mart claimed the site’s goal was to allow teens to “express their individuality”. And by “express […]

T.M.X. Elmo Brings Back “Gimme That Toy or I’ll Cap Your Ass” Salad Days

It seems like a distant memory when adults were ready to throw down for the chance to get their hands on a Cabbage Patch Kid or a Tickle Me Elmo. Thanks to Fisher Price, strategic product shortages and the new Tickle Me Elmo, those days are back in full swing.
A man claiming […]

LA Times Editor Dean P. Baquet Tells the Tribune Company Where to Stick Their Job Cuts

The editor and publishers of the LA Times are in a bit of a standoff with the paper’s owners over job cuts in the newsroom.
“I am not averse to making cuts,” Mr. Baquet told the paper. “But you can go too far, and I don’t plan to do that.”
The paper reported that Scott […]

Happy 9/11 Everyone

Cheney: “If We Had It To Do Over Again, We’d Do Exactly The Same Thing”…
Of course they would. They’d make just as much money the second time around, Halliburton would still get the contracts. The inability to admit mistakes is not a good quality and not one we should seek in our […]

Sen. Schumer Gets on Board to Save Stuyvesant Town from the Highest Bidder

Sometime last week MetLife announced that it was putting its 110 apartment building Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village up for sale. Stuyvesant town is 80-acres of prime Manhattan real estate which MetLife is reportedly hoping to get upwards of $5 billion for.
Since Stuvesant town is one of the only, and certainly […]

Jessica Simpson is Better Than You, ‘She Already has Everything’

In case you didn’t know that Jessica Simpson was better than you last week at the VMA’s when she walked away with tens of thousands of dollars worth of free jewelry and high tech electronic gadgets and a $50,000 Chrysler convertible, her publicist is trying to hammer home the point.
“People like her don’t […]

Bored with Slapping You Across the Face with their Dicks, Corporations and Federal Government Lube Up to Tag Team You From Behind

Hardly a day goes by when you don’t read about some corporate fat cat celebrating all-time high profits for his company. News that might actually be good news if they weren’t too busy whoring up all the profits for themselves.
As a result, wages and salaries now make up the lowest share of the […]

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