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Category Archives: Dept. of Homeland Security



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The DHS Can Not Accept Letters from People they Do Not Know, Especially if They’re all Calling for the Firing of its Incompetant Boss

Monday, June 19, 2006 – 9:13 am

After Michael Chertoff and the other geniuses at the DHS played pin the tail on the funding and cut over 40% of NYC’s anti-terror funds, they refused to even look at letters, faxes and printed out e-mails from disgruntled NYC residents.
Sen. Chuck Schumer blasted Chertoff and the DHS saying there should be an […]

By admin | Also posted in NYC, Corporate Whoredom, Politics | Comments (1)

NYC is Finally Safe Again

Monday, June 5, 2006 – 10:46 am

Finally, we can rest easy, NYC is free from the threat of terrorism. Just knowing that the federal government is cutting back all our terror funding is a huge step forward. What the Bush administration is trying to tell us is that we are finally safe again. They told us […]

By admin | Also posted in Bush, Terrorism, Politics | Comments (0)

Michael Chertoff Tells New York to Fuhgeddaboudit When it Comes to Terror Funding

Thursday, June 1, 2006 – 10:00 am

Homeland Security Secretary Michael (Asshat) Chertoff, you remember the guy that handled the Katrina situation so well then slipped under the radar as Mike Brown took all the heat, has decided that NYC’s terror funding will be cut nearly in half because we have “no national icons to protect and lousy defense plans.”
Meanwhile, […]

By admin | Also posted in Bush, Terrorism, NYC | Comments (0)

Top Homeland Security Official Arrested for Trying to Have Sex with a 14-Year-Old Girl Online

Tuesday, April 4, 2006 – 11:04 pm

Looks like the Dept. of Homeland Security is working overtime to keep 14-year-old girls safe. Somehow I’m not surprised to find out that the DHS is ran by creepy perverts.
The deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security got busted having explicit conversation with what he thought was a 14-year-old […]

By admin | Also posted in Internet, Breaking News, Bush | Comments (1)
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