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Eva Longoria Has the Body of a 13-year-old Boy

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! I’ve never really understood the fascination with Eva Longoria.  Although I guess she does seem like the ideal spouse for someone who secretly likes little boys.  coughtonyparkercough.

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Emphysemic Housewife

Eva lounges by the pool enjoying her nicotine lunch. Also, why was I under the impression that Eva Longoria had breasts?

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Eva Longoria in a Garter Belt in New Magazine

I have to say that, hands down, Eva Longoria is the hottest chick with a racist grandmother involved in a biracial relationship with a biracial man in 2006. Definitely.

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Eva Longoria in April’s GQ

Why does every journalist you meet want to ask you about vibrators? Oh, I don’t know, but since you’re on a show called Desperate Housewives and you’re posing in sexy lingerie in erotic photos and telling Cosmo about your boxes and boxes of sex toys, maybe you missed the memo that SEX SELLS.
Gee, […]

Eva Longoria’s Grandmother Wouldn’t Approve of her Biracial Relationship

Eva Longoria, who is dating San Antonio Spurs’ star Tony Parker, may be cool with dating a biracial man, her mother may even be cool with it, but her grandmother definitely isn’t cool with it.
Longoria tells Allure magazine that she was planning to send her grandmother a San Antonio Spurs calendar so she […]

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