Tuesday, June 26, 2007 – 7:47 am
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Paris was released from jail at the crack of dawn this morning and I have to be honest, she looks pretty damn good for someone that just served 23-days in jail. […]
Friday, June 8, 2007 – 3:20 pm
UPDATE: The AP is reporting that Paris is supposed to serve out her entire 45-day sentence.
CNN and TMZ are reporting that Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail. According to TMZ, via CNN, Paris left the courtroom crying and screaming for her mommy.
The judge said she will go back to jail to […]
Friday, June 8, 2007 – 11:55 am
So apparently the judge in the Paris Hilton case is pretty pissed off that Paris’ personal Sheriff, Lee Baca, let her out of jail early. Especially since in his original ruling the judge specifically said, “she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in […]
Tuesday, May 15, 2007 – 9:09 am
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has transformed into “man gone girl” since being locked up in a Panama City, FL jail for contempt of court.
The millionaire mammary magnate has been crying like a little girl “every day” he’s been in a Florida slam.
TMZ.com, citing sources in the Panama City jail, reported that […]
Monday, May 14, 2007 – 7:31 am
In order to try and defend herself during her upcoming jail stint Paris is taking self-defense classes and learning karate techniques which she hopes will protect her from the bevy of bad ass bitches that can’t wait to get their hands on some fresh meat.
A source close to Paris said: “She’s so scared about […]
Monday, May 7, 2007 – 7:37 am
We’re still rehabbing our newly tender ribcage after being unable to control our schoolgirl like giggles that lasted days after learning that Paris Hilton had been sentenced to 45 days in jail over the weekend.
It seems that Vaggy McSkankalot is in for some pretty fun times when she starts serving her jail term in […]
Friday, May 4, 2007 – 6:24 pm
A judge in Los Angeles has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation. Hopefully the Lynwood facility where Paris will be doing her time has plenty of Valtrex on hand in the infirmary.
“I’m very sorry, and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention […]
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