Tuesday, July 25, 2006 – 8:52 am
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! She must know, why else would she keep flaunting herself in public like that? Sure she’s pretending to be with some other guy, but that’s just because she likes to make the pirate in me jealous.
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Monday, June 5, 2006 – 2:44 pm
Looks like one of Hollywood’s hottest pieces of trim has a some scarring on her breast. Does Jessica Alba have breast implants?
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Monday, May 8, 2006 – 4:11 pm
We apologize in advance for dredging up memories of a movie like Honey but as the old saying goes…every cloud has a silver lining. The one good thing to come out of that movie was when Shawn Desman somehow convinced Jessica Alba to appear in his music video giving him a lapdance for […]
Tuesday, May 2, 2006 – 12:38 pm
I know what you’re thinking, and yes, apparently the German’s have some sense of style. Of course I could be making a fool of myself because it only looks like German to me, it could be…some other German looking language magazine. Really the language isn’t important. Jessica Alba translates to hot […]
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 – 1:19 pm
I’m pretty sure these pictures are about a year old but I’m positive that they’re new to me. Trust me, I don’t forget shit like this. Besides, with President Decider and the Iranian President, who looks more like a cheesy Hollywood producer than a radical Islamicist, threatening to blow each other up […]
Monday, April 10, 2006 – 12:44 pm
Did Jessica Alba find some little pirate boy shipwrecked while mired in an ominous, soupy fog when she was a child? What’s up with the pirate pendant. National Talk Like a Pirate Day is still like five months away.
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Wednesday, April 5, 2006 – 10:52 am
After unwittingly being placed on the cover or Playboy, Jessica got herself all in a tizzy and threatened legal action against Hef and the magazine saying that they besmirched her reputation by putting her on the cover. Apparently Alba was afraid that her fans would think that her appearence on the cover […]
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