Jessica Simpson is exactly like that chick from the Seinfeld episode that sometimes looks good and sometimes looks hideous. Jessica seems to have the uncanny ability to make up for bringing the fug and her often shocking manface with her almost always great rack.
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Last night a slew of celebrities descended on the Met to kickoff the annual Costume Institute exhibit. This was by far the most disturbing image of the night.
We’re not sure which one of these Jessica’s look more life-like, the real one or the wax one. We can of course guess which one is smarter. Can […]
We know we’re falling into her web of breastiness but every time we’re down on Jessica Simpson she dyes her hair brown and brings out the girls to enchant us with her bosoms.
Don’t get us wrong, we know she can quite literally bring the fug, but dammit, she knows how to wiggle her way back […]
We knew Vanessa Minnillo was hot but damn. Nick Lachey is one lucky dude to go from Jessica Simpson to this. It’s like a total upgrade because there’s no effing way Vanessa can be as dumb as Jessica is.
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We’re laying even odds that creepy Papa Joe Simpson handpicked this outfit for his daughter to wear. Everytime you want to forget that Jessica Simpson exists she goes and wears something like this and you just have to admit that she does have a great freaking rack.
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A year ago, Jessica Simpson said that she was, “exploring options to further help these children in need,” in reference to Casa Hogar Elim orphanage. Those words were a little misleading because it would seem that she was going to adopt one of the damn kids. That’s not the way she […]
For some reason, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson won’t talk about their relationship. Are they afraid that, if they are open about it, we will all find out they are a boring couple? They shouldn’t worry too much. We already know about that.
Us Weekly reported:
While Mayer was happy to discuss […]
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