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BREAKING: Two Long Island Teens Arrested for Plotting Attack on Their School

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CNN is reporting that according to the Suffolk County School Police Department the two teens were arrested for conspiring to injure staff and students at Connetquot High School.  School officials somehow came into possession of a handwritten journal […]

Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco Have Angered God

As I walked down the street last night fighting 50 mph wind gusts, dodging falling tree limbs and listening to tornado warnings on the weather radio I constantly have on me, I couldn’t help but wonder what could possibly have made God so angry.
Suddenly I remembered last night was the night Amy Fisher and […]

The Best Laid Plans Of Long Island Men

Drug dealers should probably know better than to give $4,000 worth of cocaine to three Long Island men because they will probably do something dumb like not have enough money to pay the $4.50 toll at the Triborough Bridge.
This is exactly what happened Sunday afternoon when Jesus Cancal (the driver), George Perez (his […]

Woman Disregards Teen’s Desire for Anonymity

Teenaged, minimum wage worker, Christopher Montgomery of Lynbrook, returned $24,000 to his manager, which he discovered while picking up soda cups, empty popcorn tubs and gum from between the aisles at a movie theater in Long Island. The money was returned to RoseMarie Limoncelli, who thought it was best to carry around […]

Jessica Simpson Told to Rest Her Voice, Nick Considers Reconciliation

Jessica Simpson, 26, fell ill Friday and has “a strain, a bruise on her vocal cord,” Rob Shuter, her publicist, told the AP.
Coincidentally the “bruise” on her vocal chord coincided with the leak that Simpson is secretly dating singer/songwriter John Mayer. Simpson, who has cancelled performances, is rumored to be in NYC for […]

Uma Thurman at the Beach on Long Island

There’s something about Uma that is beautiful. We’ve always had the hots for her but it went to new extremes when we found out she was looking for a younger “boy toy”.
“It’s hard to get a date as a famous woman. There are different kinds of men. Some feel very emasculated around a […]

It’s Getting So a Girl Can’t Even Earn a Buck Anymore by Prostituting Herself Out on Craigslist

Four women, three from Georgia and Florida and one from Brooklyn, were arrested yesterday after arranging to have sex with johns on Craigslist. The only problem was of course, that the johns turned out to be undercover cops. I guess the upside is that at least this time the hookers didn’t offer […]

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