Sunday, July 6, 2008 – 11:50 pm
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Rumors are flying that Madonna has brainwashed A-Rod with Kabbalah. More than just a mediocre mid-season excuse? Perhaps he’s wisely hedging his bets for lackluster post-season performance. He’s fascinated by his superstardom now? Go Mets.
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 – 10:02 am
It’s all true! Madonna is in Malawi visiting the African nation from which she recently adopted her 18-month-old son and is reportedly interested in taking over the orphanage from where she found him.
Madge says, “I might take over the orphanage because the pastor here is getting old and is about to retire. If Malawians […]
Friday, March 9, 2007 – 1:58 pm
For some reason, celebrities don’t think they need to buckle up their kids. They believe their fame will act as a pillow and keep them safe should they get in a car crash.
Madonna is, clearly, of this mind since she didn’t bother putting her newly acquired son, David, in a car seat.
According […]
Friday, January 12, 2007 – 12:08 pm
Madonna admits that she lives in London. On David Letterman, when talking about Britney’s panty-less nights, she said, “Honestly, I live in England and so, I get – I’m pretty cut off from a lot of these stories.”
We are not buying it, Madonna. There are no gossip columns in England that would […]
Thursday, January 11, 2007 – 12:20 pm
We understand that Madonna is trying on this whole “humanitarian” thing on for size, but does she have to show her solidarity with the homeless population by wearing a garbage bag?
We think we are probably going to hell for making fun of Madonna. It does not seem like we should be allowed to […]
Wednesday, December 20, 2006 – 4:14 pm
Angelina Jolie made saving orphans from “Third World Countries” as trendy as colorful Louis Vouittan handbags when she adopted Maddox, who is originally from Cambodia.
Now, celebrities can’t seem to adopt needy children fast enough. The more impoverished their country of origin, the better. Oh, and if “it,” otherwise known as a […]
Thursday, November 2, 2006 – 9:11 am
You’d think after so many years of being a celebrity Madonna would have a better understanding of the fact that people love to hate celebrities. Especially celebrities who spend their entire career coming up with spectacular stunts in their professional and personal lives to keep their names in the public spotlight.
Madonna says, […]