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Mary-Kate Attempts To Turn Into A Parking Meter

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We really didn’t think Mary-Kate was going to be able to do it. She kept saying, “I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna do it. Just watch me.” And we were all like, […]

Pssst. It’s freezing outside, Mary-Kate

First off, Mary-Kate Olsen needs to wear clothing that is more appropriate for the weather in SoHo. Secondly, she looks like an elf that is dressed like an old woman for Halloween and that is never a good thing.
What is going on with her, Sienna Miller and Nicole Richie? Weren’t they […]

Top Five Things We Don’t Need to Hear About in 2007…

but we probably will. And we will probably report on it here.
Anything that has to do with the Brangelina/ Vaughnifer affair. This includes every almost break-up, all charitable acts, PDA and loving words directed at their exes.
Any bad mouthing of Nicole Richie. She is just plain funny and awesome. […]

Mary-Kate Copying Ashlee Simpson Copying Jessica

Bleaching your hair always sounds like a good idea until you realize that you look like a character from The Dark Crystal.
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Mary-Kate Olsen: Poor Little Rich Girl

Mary-Kate continuing the mind boggling trend of young millionaires dressed like homeless people. Fur hat, winter coat, shorts and sunglasses. Classy!
I want to see one of these millionaire Hollywood teenagers just say fuck it and start walking around town with just a piece of toilet paper hanging out their ass and wearing […]

Mary-Kate’s Boyfriend is Classy

Mary-Kate’s boyfriend gives the finger to the paparazzi while they drive away.  Yeah fuck you too asshole.  You can’t be upset, people are naturally interested in who would be dumb enough to fuck somebody with the body of a 10-year-old boy. 
But I could see how getting picked up by your billionaire girlfriend in her […]

Creepy McCreeeperson

Seriously, is there a name for this?  She is not a grown woman, I’m sorry, she’s just not.
Mary-Kate Started Guzzling Coffee at 10-Years-Old
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