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Bloomberg Sets His Third Eye to Banning Incense at Yoga Studios

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! We have to admit we were behind the trans-fat ban and we’ve even been swayed by the whole no smoking in public places ban, but at first this made us do a bit of a double take. […]

Bloomberg Wants NYC to take the Lead on Going Green

OK, so we were wrong about Mayor Bloomberg’s plan to make NYC green by turning orphans into gondoliers, but he did unveil a far reaching plan that would catapult NYC to the forefront of urban environmentalism during his Al Gore style multimedia speech at the Museum of Natural History on Earth Day yesterday.
“The science is […]

Bloomberg Unveils Plan to Make NYC Green; Turn all Orphans Into Gondoliers by 2012

In an interview recorded with WABC’s John Gambling in advance of the Mayor’s upcoming Earth Day speech Bloomberg talked about his plans for taking NYC into the Green Era.
Number one on the list? Orphan pedicab drivers! Throw a tie and some old spice on them and away they go!
OK, he didn’t say that […]

Sorry Homeless People

Sometimes, it’s not a smart political move for Mayors to promise us endless summers or that they will give us butterfly kisses in the morning; it’s kind of like when a kid running for ASB president promises us longer lunches and shorter school days. We all get super stoked and vote for […]

We Are All For Boycotting Restaurants We Don’t Go To Anyway

Mayor Bloomeberg wants us all to boycott Canal Seafood Restaurant because they’re under investigation for allegedly charging people who don’t speak Chinese more for their meals.
He said, “go patronize a different [restaurant.] Let capitalism work.”
I think I can do it, Bloomberg. Especially since I have never even been to that restaurant. […]

Please Don’t Leave Poo On The Sidewalk

I don’t have a dog, so I am all about raising the fine for leaving dog crap on the sidewalk from $100 to $250. I am pretty sure I would feel differently if I had a dog because I am really not ok with having warm poo in my hand.
Mayor Bloomberg agrees […]

Bloomberg to Newborn Babies, “Suck It!”

Mayor Bloomberg, not satisfied with depriving New Yorkers of smoking cigarettes soaked in trans-fats, is launching a multi-million dollar push to have all babies in NYC breast feeding for at least 6 months.
“We don’t yet have any hospitals in New York City that meet national ‘baby-friendly’ standards,” Bloomberg’s health commissioner, Dr. Thomas Frieden, […]

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