Friday, March 23, 2007 – 5:24 pm
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! This is a picture of Michael Jackson with his teenage nephew.
The really crazy thing is that the photo was his nephew’s idea; he thought it would be a good promotional picture. Where in the hell did […]
Friday, March 9, 2007 – 12:28 pm
Michael Jackson charged $3,500 for an event that he was only at for a few moments. At least he let the orphan children in for free…Wait. Who in the hell runs this orphanage and why don’t they like these kids? Was this their punishment? That’s so F-ed up.
According […]
Monday, March 5, 2007 – 1:43 pm
Michael Jackson has no problem acknowledging his worth. In fact, we are going to go out on a limb here and say that he may actually think he has more monetary value than he really does. We believe that $3,500 might be a little too much to charge for a 30 second […]
Friday, January 26, 2007 – 5:41 pm
Michael Jackson gives a brief, yet insightful, interview to a reporter from Associated Press.
According to TMZ, Michael Jackson wouldn’t tell his location for security purposed. They reported, “even more bizarrely, during the call, a reporter was allowed only one question to Jackson, which was, ‘How are you?’ Jackson’s response: ‘I’m fine, thank you.”
We […]
Monday, January 22, 2007 – 1:43 pm
Did that headline lead you to believe that we were going to talk about Michael Jackson paying Victoria Beckham to marry him so that the uninterested public will stop thinking he is gay?
We have a topic that is even better than that: Real Estate.
Michael Jackson struggles to find a way to gain media attention, again, […]
Tuesday, December 26, 2006 – 2:22 pm
Is he still going at it? Did he get jowel implants?
He probably has one more plastic surgery in him before he disappears or spontaneously combusts.
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