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Category Archives: Morning Headlines



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Morning Headlines: Can We Get Some Rain Delay Days Added to Push Back the Closing of Astroland?

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• Authorities say that they are considering charges of criminally negligent homicide against the contractors responsible for the faulty standpipe.  According to the FDNY the standpipe in the basement of the Deutsche Bank building was disassembled and missing […]

Morning Headlines: Cold and Rainy

• Investigators still aren’t clear what exactly ignited the blaze at the Deutsche Bank building at Ground Zero that killed two of New York’s Bravest over the weekend. One thing that does seem to be clear is that still, almost 6 years after 9/11 their radios weren’t working properly. Oh yeah, and […]

Morning Headlines: Foxy Brown Will Blackberry Your Ass

• Remember all that money you lost betting on NBA games over the last four years?  Well, now you can blame this guy. [NYP]
• This story has two good elements.  One, Foxy Brown is really a crazy bitch who is accused of attacking her Prospect Heights neighbor with her Blackberry.  Two, somehow a cashier […]

Morning Headlines: Judge Goes Wild, But Not in the Good, Showing Off Her Boobs Way

• So far, the most unfortunate thing about the passing of the 105-year-old and philanthropist Brooke Astor is that there is about $130 million she didn’t have a chance to give away.  Now we have to see her heirs squabbling over it.  Astor who passed away yesterday had already chosen for her gravestone epitaph, […]

Morning Headlines: Back to the Future

• Having used his power and influence in the Bush administration to finally secure the resources needed to finish his Death Star, Karl Rove resigns, threatens to destroy entire planet…again. [NYP]
• This just in: Merv Griffin dead at the age of 82. In other top news: Merv Griffin still alive as of yesterday. [Daily […]

Morning Headlines: The Rain is Back, Panic

• For all you suckers out there that play the market yesterday probably sucked really bad considering the Dow dropped 387 points.  Everybody knows that regular people like us can’t make money with the market.  If you’re really serious about planning for your retirement everyone knows Lotto is where it’s at. [NYP]
• Hey, remember […]

Morning Headlines: We’re Not in Kansas Anymore T….Shut the Eff Up and Give Me All Your Money

• 08/08/07: Never Forget! It’s official, an F2 tornado touched down in Bay Ridge yesterday morning. The first twister to touch down in NYC in 118 years. The storm which dumped 3 1/2 inches of rain in just a few hours also uprooted 217 trees - 174 in Brooklyn alone - […]

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