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Brad Garrett is a Bitch Ass Pussy

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 – 1:12 pm

I am so fucking sick of celebrities eager to take all the free shit, lavish pampering and fortune that comes with being famous but losing control when somebody tries to take their picture. They’re living a lifestyle that 90% of the world’s population can’t even imagine having and they go fucking apeshit on paparazzi.
If […]

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Fat, Angry Actress

Monday, August 13, 2007 – 2:43 pm

Does Kirstie Allie intentionally put on weight just to get new jobs with Jennie Craig or whatever fat reality show she’s pitching whenever she loses a few pounds? This bitch looks like she ate Jenny Craig.
And the next time you’re reading one of those crappy rags sharing the secret of “how Kirstie Alley […]

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Paris Beginning Her New Philanthropic Lifestyle by Skanking it for the Paparazzi in Hawaii

Sunday, July 1, 2007 – 2:19 am

You can tell she’s learned her lesson because her bikini is actually covering her crotch.

Paris Still Pretending to be Reformed

Friday, June 29, 2007 – 12:39 pm

Paris announces plans to spend the summer in Maui. Maui responds by setting itself on fire.
Paris donned a black wig and traded in her slut uniform for a loose fitting white dress type thing. Obviously someone in her new PR camp told her to make sure to always look really somber and no matter […]

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Britney Takes Off Her Shirt to Deter Paparazzi from Taking Her Picture

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 – 10:58 pm

Britney has officially turned into that sort of fat chick with body image issues and low self-esteem that will do just about anything to make sure you like her. Like, blow every guy she sees for instance.
Doing stupid things like this is just her desperate way of begging the paparazzi not to ever […]

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Paris Hilton Release from Jail

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 – 7:47 am

Free at last, free at last…something something something.
Paris was released from jail at the crack of dawn this morning and I have to be honest, she looks pretty damn good for someone that just served 23-days in jail. Of course I expected her to be drug out a broken woman like she had […]

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Hey, Where Do I know That Girl From?

Thursday, June 21, 2007 – 2:08 pm

Oh yeah, she’s the girl that’s famous for letting that dude film himself peeing on her. Kim Kardashian right? Sorry, I barely recognized you without you getting nailed and covered in pee.

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