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Is Nicole Richie a MILF in the Making?

If there’s one thing people always say about me it’s that I give credit where credit is due. That and I rarely get drunk enough to blackout and mistake a kitchen for a bathroom. Those two things.
That being said, Nicole Richie is really starting to fill out thanks to her new pregnancy. […]

Britney Spears May Finally Be Losing Custody of Her Kids

As people across the country start collecting on their 8,000,000 to 1 odd bets that K-Fed would turn out to be the less completely out of control fucking whackjob of the two, Britney continues her implosion.
Federline finaly filed for full custody of his two boys. When reached for comment Britney was all like, […]

Nicole Richie is Confirmed Pregnant! Say What?!

TMZ has apparently confirmed that the rumored baby bump that Nicole has been sporting is in fact real. This also confirms the fact that Joel Madden is into banging skeletons.
If you think Nicole is messed up, wait till you see how her baby comes out. Nicole is already facing up to a […]

Video of Britney Serving Her Mom Papers to Stay Away from Her Kids

More white trash this video could not be. Britney, decked out in a spaghetti strap baby doll top and some way too short cut off jean shorts, waddles up to her mom’s trailer and hands her a picture frame and the restraining order. Britney’s mom should have pulled that bitches extensions […]

Nancy Grace to Have Mutant Twin Spawn

In other, possibly more alarming news, someone had sex with Nancy Grace.
Grace is revealing that she was secretly married in April-and that she’s expecting twins in January.
“I’m finally not keeping it a secret anymore,” she told The Post.
Grace says she still hasn’t told CNN that she’s pregnant. She’ll officially make the announcement tonight on […]

Is Coke Whoreishness Hereditary? It is if You’re the Daughter of Dina Lohan

One of the great mysteries of life isn’t why Lindsay Lohan is so fucked up. No, for the answer to that you need to look no further than her parents, namely her attention whore excuse for a mother Dina Lohan. Who, when asked about hanging out and partying with her daughter, is […]

An Open Letter to Kevin Federline

Since your breakup with Britney you’ve done a pretty good job of keeping a low profile while Britney takes pretty much every opportunity she has to solidify the fact that she’s a total whackjob. Kudos to you.
P.S. Shar Jackson may be seven weeks pregnant which means you’re going to be a daddy again […]

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