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Unable to Out Adopt Angelina Jolie, Madonna Threatens to Buy a Malawian Orphanage

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! It’s all true!  Madonna is in Malawi visiting the African nation from which she recently adopted her 18-month-old son and is reportedly interested in taking over the orphanage from where she found him.
Madge says, “I might take over […]

Breaking: Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn’s Daddy

After all of Howard Stern’s smack talk and “certainty” of the baby being his, Stern was proven wrong today by DNA testing.
DNA confirmed today that entertainment reporter and photographer Larry Birkhead was the biological father of Anna Nicole’s baby, Dannielynn.
This past September Stern went on CNN’s Larry King Live and insisted that “based on […]

Is Jon Voight the Worst Dad Ever?

Man, we’ve known some people who didn’t care for their parents but Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven have taken it to a whole new level. It’s no secret that Voight has a virtually non-existent relationship with his kids but holy crap, this is harsh.
Haven says, “There were times when our father […]

Bloomberg to Newborn Babies, “Suck It!”

Mayor Bloomberg, not satisfied with depriving New Yorkers of smoking cigarettes soaked in trans-fats, is launching a multi-million dollar push to have all babies in NYC breast feeding for at least 6 months.
“We don’t yet have any hospitals in New York City that meet national ‘baby-friendly’ standards,” Bloomberg’s health commissioner, Dr. Thomas Frieden, […]

The Birth Of Frances Bean

Everyone always talks about how wonderful it to witness the birth of a child. Some even say they feel an overwhelming sense of peace when they see the baby, covered in mucus and blood, passing out of a woman. My dad, if you ask which of his twelve children he likes the most, […]

Madge Using Oprah to Help Her Kidnap African Babies

Boy’s father says he didn’t realize he wouldn’t be getting any of that money, wants son back
Only Madonna would visit an African country with a million orphans and leave with a kid that has a parent. You can only keep an attention whore down for so long.
Madonna will be on Oprah tomorrow […]

NYC Parents Holding Their Kids Back Before They Even Start

We seem to remember back in our school days, it was almost a badge of honor to have started kindergarten when you were five. If you caught it early enough you might only be 17 when you graduated, at the most barely 18.
In fact, we even looked down a little on the kids […]

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