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The Gentrification of Park Slope: Or Why Pooping on the Sidewalk is Now Acceptable Behavior

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! Gentrification has its up and downs. As a white person I already kind of want to smack other entitled Park Slope white people who bop around the Slope and refuse to lift a finger to discipline their […]

Park Slope Nannies Burn Babies in Starbucks

The ratio of people to nannies in Park Slope is probably like 3-1 or something ridonkulous like that, so this sign isn’t a huge shock but damn.
This sign was seen hanging on several lamposts in the Slope around Garfield and 7th, down the street from Starbucks.  Couldn’t they just ask the Starbucks employees […]

Coming Soon to Park Slope: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Breast

Celebrity Baby Blog caught these pictures of Maggie enjoying a stroll alongside the Hudson River before stopping to feed Ramona some lunch.
Last September Maggie and her fiancé Peter Sarsgaard bought a brownstone in Park Slope to raise their new family. The place is still being renovated but after that Maggie and daughter will […]

Park Slope Kids Gentrify the Old-Fashioned Lemonade Stand

Leave it to Park Slope to come up with a twist on the old-fashioned lemonade stand.  These two young entrepreneurs/musicians were selling pieces of panini for $3 a pop.  Apparently the bacon panini was delicious.
Via Astropop
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NYPD Captain Says Black Men Have No Reason to be in Park Slope

It looks like the NYPD is prepared to protect Park Slope’s gentrification by any means necessary. Five NYPD cops have told the Daily News that they heard an NYPD captain give the order to “stop and frisk every black man” at the robbery plagued 7th Ave subway stop in Park Slope.
• “The […]

Maggie Gyllenhaal and fiancé Peter Sarsgaard are Moving to Park Slope

It’s official, the expecting celebrity couple Maggie Gyllenhaal and fiancé Peter Sarsgaard have signed on the dotted line to become the newest celebrity couple [read: white people] to move to Park Slope.
In what has to be the most unique pairing of two people with adjoining “a’s” in their last names the Haal/Gaard’s have […]

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