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God is Still Foresaking Paula Abdul: No Paula, Trust Us, We Get It…You Need Help

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! Remember that gladiator-like arena I was talking about?  Umm, yeah.  I’d like to include Paula Abdul in that fight to the death thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRLGVjlMnA

You can look here for other people besides Paula Abdul that God seems to have foresaken.  […]

I Want Some of Whatever Paula Abdul is On

No, seriously. I want someone to find out what the fuck Paula Abdul is on, how much of it she’s taking and get me some. Stat. She is totally wasted, but it’s that special kind of wasted where you’re just dreamy and happy…and wasted.
I could tell you what she’s trying to […]

Paula Abdul is No Sanjaya

Is Sanjaya bigger than American Idol?
Apparently irritated and twitchy (out of Vicodin?) Paula Abdul tried to pull the diva act on a Southwest Airlines flight out of San Jose only to be snubbed by the flight attendants and the passengers.
“She pulled a major diva trip,” one “eyewitness” told Star magazine. “The other passengers were […]

Paula Abdul’s Vagina Too Big for Simon

In a recent interview, Paula Abdul told “Late Show” host David Letterman that she is in no way attracted to her co-host, and critical opposite, Simon Cowell after Letterman suggested that Cowell believes that the “Opposites Attract” singer wants to receive his hot-beef injection. Contactmusic.com reports:

When U.S. TV host David Letterman declared […]

Brandon Davis Hates Himself?

Us Magine seems to thinkBrandon Davis may have been motivated to mock Paula Abdul’s Middle Eastern heritage because of his own Turkish origins. They believe this is just a classic case of unfounded, self-loathing.
A witness at the party told the New York Daily News at the time: “He kept on saying her […]

Just Because A Couple People Laughed At The “Firecrotch” Joke…

We can’t believe that Brandon Davis actually said offensive things at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Doesn’t he know that it was strictly a classy event?
According to the Daily News:
But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. “He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul,” says a guest. “Then he began bombing her with […]

If She’s told Us Once…

Paula Abdul continues to insist that she isn’t on drugs. It’s getting to the point where we kind of feel bad for her, but that doesn’t mean that we necessarily believe her.
According to Us Weekly:
“I’ve never been drunk. I have never done recreational drugs. Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me […]

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