Thursday, January 25, 2007 – 2:27 pm
After less than a month, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have skipped to their 50th Anniversary. They celebrated by not talking to each other at dinner.
Page Six reported:
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s dates may be more fun for the paparazzi than for the couple. Spies at Nobu in South Beach [said] that, despite the […]
Monday, January 22, 2007 – 1:43 pm
Did that headline lead you to believe that we were going to talk about Michael Jackson paying Victoria Beckham to marry him so that the uninterested public will stop thinking he is gay?
We have a topic that is even better than that: Real Estate.
Michael Jackson struggles to find a way to gain media attention, again, […]
Friday, January 19, 2007 – 12:21 pm
And we aren’t asking that because he is holding shopping bags. We just get the vibe that he might not be sexually attracted to his new girlfriend, Britney Spears.
He looks so happy now that he gets to freeload off of a wealthy woman with really low self-esteem. It’s every classless boys dream.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 – 9:53 am
In what may be an attempt to finally seed her barren womb, Jennifer Aniston has hooked up with perhaps the spermiest guy on the planet.
After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen was […]
Monday, November 27, 2006 – 2:19 pm
If you had Nov. 27th in the Big Metadish Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock Divorce Pool, you’re a winner!
Who would have thought a wedding where the bride wears such a pretty bikini could last little more than three months. It’s almost shocking.
You know, at her next wedding she’s not going to be able to wear […]
Monday, November 20, 2006 – 1:51 am
Poor little Tom Cruise, he’s so sensitive about being a wee person that he makes his wife squat down and try and actually look shorter than him. Katie is sure to cherish the memories of that beautiful day when she walked around half squat so she wouldn’t tower over her newly betrothed. […]
Thursday, November 16, 2006 – 11:42 am
Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter has been spotted around LA with Hollywood hottie Jessica Biel, who is also known for her gigantic, perfectly round badonka-donk booty.
According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, “laughing and giggling together.” At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire’s “sexiest woman alive” in 2005, […]
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